Wild Gnomes

Wild Gnomes want to hear from you!

Wild Gnomes are a talkative bunch. Since we mightn't see ya round the campfire we encourage you to email us. Gnomes love Blackberry wireless!

wildgnomes@pay2send.com

make sure the first line of the body of your email message is the phrase "I swear I shall not ever vote for John Kerry" or the wild gnomes won't bother with reading it.

Round Table Deep Dish pizza is the best! Put on every meat product and it's mmmmmm yum Got Round Table coupons? Send 'em to the wild gnomes also

hide and go orange

Modern science currently has no tools at it's collective disposal for tracking the ever ellusive Orange Gnome. The OG is a shy bunch to be sure. See occasionally at microbreweries and dangling from the odd mirror of an exotic sports car. Orange Gnomes love power, money, beer, and keychain fobs!

Who doesn't like money anyway?

pizza

The wild bunch is ranging for cold beer and gooey cheese meaty pizza. Gnomes hate peta. If you had any sense you'd despise them too. Did you gno that PETA kills over 80% of the animals they "rescue" from the street. Oh my.

A tastey lunch gone to waste in the PETA basement freezer!

some gnomes are tame

But watch out for wild gnomes. They take no prisoners, ask no questions, shoot first, and gather the spoils of war. Do you have the gnome guts to be a wild one?